tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875099505545555742.post6651297457496197150..comments2023-05-10T02:47:51.886-07:00Comments on GOSSELINS DO NOT NEED OUR PITY: Off Topic - How's your haiku?Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875099505545555742.post-32880587572037809332008-09-20T12:38:00.000-07:002008-09-20T12:38:00.000-07:00Jon and Kate plus 8causing gossip on the webnothin...Jon and Kate plus 8<BR/>causing gossip on the web<BR/>nothing else to doAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875099505545555742.post-41850740082908017862008-09-17T21:28:00.000-07:002008-09-17T21:28:00.000-07:00Summer and winterflaunt extreme temperaturesautumn...Summer and winter<BR/>flaunt extreme temperatures<BR/>autumn wins my voteAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875099505545555742.post-35034765043124107152008-09-17T21:25:00.000-07:002008-09-17T21:25:00.000-07:00Haiku - theoriginal Japanesesub-compactHaiku - the<BR/>original Japanese<BR/>sub-compactAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875099505545555742.post-58877447999724200352008-09-17T20:19:00.000-07:002008-09-17T20:19:00.000-07:00Wise old owl admitsnothing-answers questions withq...Wise old owl admits<BR/>nothing-answers questions with<BR/>questions-Who? Who? Who?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875099505545555742.post-12537809447036380632008-09-17T17:33:00.000-07:002008-09-17T17:33:00.000-07:00Mom, you are a brilliant haiku-writer! Especially ...Mom, you are a brilliant haiku-writer! Especially loved the Brat Pack, Alexis, and Gosselin-speculation poems.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875099505545555742.post-67460407612909638802008-09-17T08:33:00.000-07:002008-09-17T08:33:00.000-07:00Life in the Fish BowlObsessed blogs going too farB...Life in the Fish Bowl<BR/>Obsessed blogs going too far<BR/>Bodyguards Needed<BR/><BR/>Success breeds hatred.<BR/>Relative with axe to grind<BR/>Whining on a blog<BR/><BR/>Cute kiddies screeching.<BR/>Mom freaks out. She needs caffeine.<BR/>Oblivious Dad.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875099505545555742.post-5043024270638981322008-09-17T08:06:00.000-07:002008-09-17T08:06:00.000-07:00Marina has beenlistening to Mommy whinewith kooks ...Marina has been<BR/>listening to Mommy whine<BR/>with kooks on the web<BR/><BR/>Gumgate, Cupcakegate,<BR/>Too many gates to keep up with.<BR/>Internet crazies.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875099505545555742.post-37363390749948425342008-09-17T06:13:00.000-07:002008-09-17T06:13:00.000-07:00Mouse in my garagedon't tell me about your rightsy...Mouse in my garage<BR/><BR/>don't tell me about your rights<BR/><BR/>your days are numberedAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875099505545555742.post-83278280663040393202008-09-17T05:30:00.000-07:002008-09-17T05:30:00.000-07:00I'm new here. I've read a little GWoP (ha...I'm new here. I've read a little GWoP (hate the ugliness and nit picking) and I've read PennMommy. I'm still supporting the G's simply because they haven't told their side. PM claims the show and website are "their side" I totally disagree with that. I thought this website was just a fan site but I read Becky's post on PM's blog and she seems to be a "pro Gosselin" who actually knows them. I must say there are very few of them out there (I've not seen any...maybe bc I'm looking in the wrong places..GWoP & PM). Are there any posts here from people that actaully KNOW the G's or have had encounters with them. How refreshing it'll be to hear good stuff for a change.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875099505545555742.post-90975892727447967902008-09-16T22:10:00.000-07:002008-09-16T22:10:00.000-07:00Professor AadenLike a dragon in glassesExcept when...Professor Aaden<BR/>Like a dragon in glasses<BR/>Except when they're lost.Guineverehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12594898905741204155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875099505545555742.post-64214259811960339192008-09-16T22:06:00.000-07:002008-09-16T22:06:00.000-07:00Saccharine poems makeGuinevere so very sadWhy Mari...Saccharine poems make<BR/>Guinevere so very sad<BR/>Why Marina why?Guineverehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12594898905741204155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875099505545555742.post-59916152344522855712008-09-16T19:54:00.000-07:002008-09-16T19:54:00.000-07:00Mom said... AldergatorsLittlest girl's BFFstoo man...<B> Mom said... <BR/>Aldergators<BR/>Littlest girl's BFFs<BR/>too many to count </B><BR/><BR/><BR/>Awww, aldergators. Mom, that is so cute!Anya@IWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10277215288731619588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875099505545555742.post-48207708190296882642008-09-16T19:52:00.000-07:002008-09-16T19:52:00.000-07:00Anonymous said... Not a haiku, but here's what's p...<B> Anonymous said... <BR/>Not a haiku, but here's what's passing for poetry on another site. </B><BR/><BR/>Do you know I saw that too and felt so sick to my stomach I almost went and lay down on the laundry room floor!Anya@IWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10277215288731619588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875099505545555742.post-65306350319394142182008-09-16T19:49:00.000-07:002008-09-16T19:49:00.000-07:00lazinessleads the way tonothingnesslaziness<BR/>leads the way to<BR/>nothingnessAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875099505545555742.post-88326370412101183502008-09-16T19:25:00.000-07:002008-09-16T19:25:00.000-07:00AldergatorsLittlest girl's BFFstoo many to countAldergators<BR/>Littlest girl's BFFs<BR/>too many to countMomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15441295999144208760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875099505545555742.post-64295643973108866792008-09-16T19:18:00.000-07:002008-09-16T19:18:00.000-07:00Debating the truthSpeculation at it's bestCould it...Debating the truth<BR/>Speculation at it's best<BR/>Could it all be lies?Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15441295999144208760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875099505545555742.post-15490215808025980332008-09-16T18:49:00.000-07:002008-09-16T18:49:00.000-07:00Rolling stones gatherno moss-but who wants to beco...Rolling stones gather<BR/>no moss-but who wants to be<BR/>covered with green moss?Nina Bellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14176632913586852529noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875099505545555742.post-43801853047191689742008-09-16T18:45:00.000-07:002008-09-16T18:45:00.000-07:00The wrecking ball maydemolish my old school, butno...The wrecking ball may<BR/><BR/>demolish my old school, but<BR/><BR/>not my memoriesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875099505545555742.post-5110054413503325662008-09-16T18:36:00.000-07:002008-09-16T18:36:00.000-07:00Not a haiku, but here's what's passing for poetry ...Not a haiku, but here's what's passing for poetry on another site.<BR/><BR/>(By someone named Marina, apparently a middle schooler playing with rhyming words)<BR/><BR/>Just one more child . . .<BR/>And then there were eight.<BR/>Love should have grown,<BR/>but there’s too little, too late.<BR/><BR/>Just one more child . . .<BR/>No safe place to go.<BR/>“The show is our life.<BR/>Our life is the show.”<BR/><BR/>Perform for the camera.<BR/>Just one more take.<BR/>“Just do what you’re told!<BR/>There are memories to make!”<BR/><BR/>Just one more episode . . .<BR/>“Pick up the pace!”<BR/>Childhood vanishes<BR/>without a trace.<BR/><BR/>Just one more season . . .<BR/>Just one more year . . .<BR/>Just one more child . . .<BR/>Just one more tear . . .Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875099505545555742.post-26763138826312951372008-09-16T18:35:00.000-07:002008-09-16T18:35:00.000-07:00Clever NinaKu'ing in "4-3-4" proseHey Nina - just...Clever Nina<BR/>Ku'ing in <BR/>"4-3-4" prose<BR/><BR/>Hey Nina - just think if everyone had to post their comments in haiku? LOL - it would probably make your job a little easier!Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15441295999144208760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875099505545555742.post-21995300432035996972008-09-16T18:31:00.000-07:002008-09-16T18:31:00.000-07:00Okay - so I went through a haiku phase. Here are a...Okay - so I went through a haiku phase. Here are a few more. I'm going to work on a J&K one tonight over oreos and milk!<BR/><BR/>[More Mommy Ku's]<BR/><BR/>Underneath my bed <BR/>Big monster, I'm sure of it Mommy, I can't sleep! <BR/><BR/>Night without the babe <BR/>Alone with spouse for dinner Nodding off to sleep <BR/><BR/>Sweats, robes and slippers <BR/>Chic flick playing on TV <BR/>Lab makes good headrest<BR/><BR/>[Eighties ku's]<BR/><BR/>The brat pack was hot <BR/>Emilio, Rob, Matt, C., <BR/>Tom was sane back then<BR/><BR/>Headband, leg-warmers <BR/>Physical with Newton John <BR/>Thought I was so cool<BR/><BR/>Someone shot J.R. <BR/>Crystal and Alexis brawled <BR/>Michael had a noseMomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15441295999144208760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875099505545555742.post-42916828069874721462008-09-16T18:13:00.000-07:002008-09-16T18:13:00.000-07:00Haiku PoetyMeaningful thoughtsshrink-wrapped ina f...Haiku Poety<BR/><BR/>Meaningful thoughts<BR/><BR/>shrink-wrapped in<BR/><BR/>a few choice words.Nina Bellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14176632913586852529noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-875099505545555742.post-35006736560321808102008-09-16T18:11:00.000-07:002008-09-16T18:11:00.000-07:00Grit your teeth and dig in -life's bill of fare-is...Grit your teeth and dig in -life's bill of fare-<BR/>is not all that bad!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com