Submitted by SamanthaNC
So as it turns out the more vocal anti-Kate group has been right all along. Apparently women who don’t hate the very air that Kate breathes are all crazy cat ladies that want to be exactly like her! Check out the following to-do list that a true Kate Gosselin fan was kind enough to share with us.
To Do List:
Buy more hair gel (extra volume)
Pick up cat food @ Costco
Confirm appt. with fertility specialist
Interview nanny/helper for future sextuplets/HOM
Replace contents of fridge/pantry will only organic food
Shop around for organic chef (find out if Sara Snow is considering a career switch!)
Bully Sister-in-Law
Spray tan @ 2pm (demand extra orange)
Schedule Spa day
Make up words that annoy people
Implement "Lordy Be!" into everyday conversation
Make reservations @ Mr. Chow ASAP
Compose angry email to Juicy Fruit, Bazooka, & Double Bubble
Obviously the above list is not completely exhaustive. Whether you like Kate, don’t like Kate or are somewhere in the middle, we’d like to hear what you would add to our Kate fan’s to-do list. Gentle snarking, please.
