Grit your teeth and dig in -life's bill of fare-is not all that bad!
Haiku PoetyMeaningful thoughtsshrink-wrapped ina few choice words.
Okay - so I went through a haiku phase. Here are a few more. I'm going to work on a J&K one tonight over oreos and milk![More Mommy Ku's]Underneath my bed Big monster, I'm sure of it Mommy, I can't sleep! Night without the babe Alone with spouse for dinner Nodding off to sleep Sweats, robes and slippers Chic flick playing on TV Lab makes good headrest[Eighties ku's]The brat pack was hot Emilio, Rob, Matt, C., Tom was sane back thenHeadband, leg-warmers Physical with Newton John Thought I was so coolSomeone shot J.R. Crystal and Alexis brawled Michael had a nose
Clever NinaKu'ing in "4-3-4" proseHey Nina - just think if everyone had to post their comments in haiku? LOL - it would probably make your job a little easier!
Not a haiku, but here's what's passing for poetry on another site.(By someone named Marina, apparently a middle schooler playing with rhyming words)Just one more child . . .And then there were eight.Love should have grown,but there’s too little, too late.Just one more child . . .No safe place to go.“The show is our life.Our life is the show.”Perform for the camera.Just one more take.“Just do what you’re told!There are memories to make!”Just one more episode . . .“Pick up the pace!”Childhood vanisheswithout a trace.Just one more season . . .Just one more year . . .Just one more child . . .Just one more tear . . .
The wrecking ball maydemolish my old school, butnot my memories
Rolling stones gatherno moss-but who wants to becovered with green moss?
Debating the truthSpeculation at it's bestCould it all be lies?
AldergatorsLittlest girl's BFFstoo many to count
lazinessleads the way tonothingness
Anonymous said... Not a haiku, but here's what's passing for poetry on another site. Do you know I saw that too and felt so sick to my stomach I almost went and lay down on the laundry room floor!
Mom said... AldergatorsLittlest girl's BFFstoo many to count Awww, aldergators. Mom, that is so cute!
Saccharine poems makeGuinevere so very sadWhy Marina why?
Professor AadenLike a dragon in glassesExcept when they're lost.
I'm new here. I've read a little GWoP (hate the ugliness and nit picking) and I've read PennMommy. I'm still supporting the G's simply because they haven't told their side. PM claims the show and website are "their side" I totally disagree with that. I thought this website was just a fan site but I read Becky's post on PM's blog and she seems to be a "pro Gosselin" who actually knows them. I must say there are very few of them out there (I've not seen any...maybe bc I'm looking in the wrong places..GWoP & PM). Are there any posts here from people that actaully KNOW the G's or have had encounters with them. How refreshing it'll be to hear good stuff for a change.
Mouse in my garagedon't tell me about your rightsyour days are numbered
Marina has beenlistening to Mommy whinewith kooks on the webGumgate, Cupcakegate,Too many gates to keep up with.Internet crazies.
Life in the Fish BowlObsessed blogs going too farBodyguards NeededSuccess breeds hatred.Relative with axe to grindWhining on a blogCute kiddies screeching.Mom freaks out. She needs caffeine.Oblivious Dad.
Mom, you are a brilliant haiku-writer! Especially loved the Brat Pack, Alexis, and Gosselin-speculation poems.
Wise old owl admitsnothing-answers questions withquestions-Who? Who? Who?
Haiku - theoriginal Japanesesub-compact
Summer and winterflaunt extreme temperaturesautumn wins my vote
Jon and Kate plus 8causing gossip on the webnothing else to do
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